The Genie In The Lamp

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said: "You have released me from my lamp… This is the eighth time this month and I’m getting a little sick of granting all of these wishes, so you can forget about three. You only get ONE wish. What's it going to be?" The man sat and thought about it for a while before finally saying, "I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I’m too scared to fly and I get very seasick on boats. Could you build me a bridge...

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it....

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Why does the population of Detroit never change?

Because as soon as a baby is born, some guy leaves town....

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The cheating wife...

A guy thought his wife was cheating on him.So he waited for her to leave that night and jumped in a cab to follow her. By following her he found out she was working in a whorehouse. The guy says to the cabbie, "Wanna make a $ 100?" The cabbie says, "Sure, what do I have to do?". The guy replied that all the cabbie has to do was go inside the whorehouse and grab his wife and put her in the back of the cab and take them home. So the cabbie goes in. A couple of minutes later the whore house gets kicked open, and the cabbie is dragging this woman...

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Trees seen resting branches while ‘asleep’ for the first time

Trees seen resting branches while ‘asleep’ for the first time For the first time, trees have been shown to undergo physical changes at night that can be likened to sleep, or at least to day-night cycles that have been observed experimentally in smaller plants. May 22, 2016 at 12:27AM via Digg http://ift.tt/1TZiQ...

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Why did the Mexican take his Xanax?

For hispanic attacks....

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Memes

This is my first post, make it good. I want memes...

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