Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Tư, 1 tháng 6, 2016

An emo and a leaf fall from a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

The leaf. The emo is stopped by the rope....

I like my coffee like I like my coffee.

Coffee....

Fucked a girl with one leg once...

Should've used my dick 😕....

Not to brag, but I just got a job as a fitness model...

They hired me as the "before" picture....

Today my girlfriend offered to finger me

I was deeply touched....

So the boy said "Grandpa"

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole." The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he puts the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars,...

Schrodinger's Cat recently went on a crime spree

He's wanted dead and alive...