I only have my shelf to blame
Thứ Sáu, 3 tháng 6, 2016
Thứ Năm, 2 tháng 6, 2016
Unemployed people
I have some jokes about the unemployed.
Actually it doesn't matter none of them work
Edit: I do not mean to cause any offence to the unemployed it is merely meant as a joke.
Two elderly couples were having dinner together
An elderly couple was having dinner at another couple's house. After their meal, the wives went into the kitchen.
The two elderly gents were talking, and one says, "Last night we went out to a fabulous new restaurant that I'd highly recommend."
The other man says, "What's the name of the restaurant?"
The first man thinks long and hard with a furrowed brow, finally saying, "Uh, what is the name of that red flower you give to someone you love?"
His friend replies, "A carnation?"
"No, no. The other one," the man says.
His friend suggests, "The poppy?"
"No, no, no," growls the man. "You know--the one that is red and has thorns."
His friend says, "Do you mean a rose?"
"Yes! Thank you," the first man says. He then turns toward the kitchen and yells, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
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