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Thứ Sáu, 3 tháng 6, 2016

What are pornstars paid?

Income.

King Tut's dagger blade made from meteorite


King Tut's dagger blade made from meteorite
The weapon was made by hammering in 14th century BC, 600 years before iron smelting developed in Egypt.

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I wanted to tell you all about a color I made up.....

but, as it turns out, it was just a pigment of my imagination.

After telling his wife he was working late at the office

...a man took his secretary to a hotel room and had wild sex with her. But on his way home, he noticed a huge love bite on his neck and began to panic. What would he tell his wife? Walking in the door he was greeted by his excited dog. In a moment of inspiration he dropped to the floor and pretended to fight off the affectionate dog. Holding his neck with one hand he went into the living room and Exclaimed. "Honey, look what the dog did to my neck!" His wife jumped up, ripped open her blouse and said, "That's nothing, look what he did to my tits!"

I sexually identify as a brick.

I'm always hard and I've only been laid once.

The cashier at the local grocery store asked me if i wanted to donate 2$ to end world hunger, i was like HELL YEAH!

I had no idea we were this close! I'm gonna be a god damn hero!

How is a penis and a paycheck the same?

Neither one is big enough to satisfy your wife