How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mothers vagina?

Your mother's vagina gets some new content every once in a while.

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Living in a poor neighborhood changes everything about your life

Living in a poor neighborhood changes everything about your life
The most devastating part of poverty is that when a lot of people without money are pushed to live in the same neighborhood, it creates an environment that poisons a child's ability to reach their potential.

June 6, 2016 at 11:47PM
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I think Google's a woman...

Because it won't let you finish a sentence without coming up with other suggestions.

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A woman flashed her tits at me today....

I just sat there and giggled like a school boy.

Then she said to me " will you stop mucking around and check this lump, doctor."

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Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club

Thank you all for coming.

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I made a joke about Kim Jong-Un

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