The bartender does a double take but doesn't say anything at first. "This cant be!" the bartender thinks to himself. Finally he decides to bring it up.
"Hey man, I don't want to bother you," says the bartender, "but you look just like Hitler."
"I am Hitler," says the fuhrer. "I'm back. And this time, I'm gonna kill eight million Jews and three rodeo clowns."
"Three rodeo clowns?" asks the puzzled bartender.
Hitler says "see? No one gives a fuck about the Jews."...
