Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Năm, 16 tháng 6, 2016

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five...

I don't trust umbrellas.

They're shady....

Procrastination is like masturbation

It's fun at the time, but in the end you're just fucking yourself....

What did one German wheat farmer say to the other German wheat farmer?

Gluten tag...

A One Liner

Tried to catch some fog yesterday.....but I mist....

Easy way to search your wife.

A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket." "Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" The woman looked puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asked. "Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere!"...

What do you call someone with no body and just a nose ?

Nobody knows...