What do gay horses eat?

Horse dick

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What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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How does Kylo Ren celebrate Father's Day?

Solo

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A dad walks in on his daughter having sex..

With her boyfriend. They stop immediately and

the daughter says

I'm Sorry dad!

The dad says "okay Sorry "

Turns to the boyfriend and says:

Well are you fucking sorry?

...

Happy Father's Day.

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Why do riot police get to work early?

To beat the crowd

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I just ordered a chicken and an egg off Amazon....

I want to see which one comes first.

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Is it okay to marry your second cousin? [xpost from /r/dadjokes]

Sure, as long as you're legally divorced from the first one.

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