I find whiteboards to be absolutely fascinating.

They're remarkable....

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A 90 year old Holocaust survivor told me this joke.

Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100." The one says to the other, "should we do it??" The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?" The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it." So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out. The friend says "well, did you get the money?" He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it??"...

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Marijuana Compound Removes Alzheimer’s Plaque From Brain Cells, Study Finds

Marijuana Compound Removes Alzheimer’s Plaque From Brain Cells, Study Finds Alzheimer’s disease may now be added to a list of diseases with promising treatment from cannabis compounds, a new study from the Salk Institute says. July 1, 2016 at 11:57AM via Digg http://ift.tt/299Tj...

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How do you kill a hipster?

Drown him in the mainstream....

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How do you swat 200 flies at one time?

Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan....

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A boy comes home from school

A boy comes home from school: Kid: Dad, math teacher wants to see you. Dad: Why, what happened? Kid: Today at class he asked me "What is 9x7?", I said 63. Then he asked me "What is 7x9?", I said "What the fuck is the difference?". Dad thinks fair enough, says he will drop by. Next day, boy comes home, asks his dad: Kid: Dad did you come to school? Dad: Not yet. Kid: Well, now my gym teacher wants to se you too. Dad: What, why happenned? Kid: Today at gym class, he asked me to raise my right hand, i did. Then he asked me to raise my left hand,...

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Chinese Doctor

A Chinese Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.' An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic. Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste." Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth." Lawyer: "Ugh. this is kerosene." Chinese: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20." The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money. Lawyer:...

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