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Thứ Bảy, 2 tháng 7, 2016

Seal Casually Borrows A Busker's Guitar, Belts Out 'Kiss From A Rose'

Seal Casually Borrows A Busker's Guitar, Belts Out 'Kiss From A Rose' ​The life of a busker is not a particularly glamorous one. That is, until Seal stops by and does an impromptu rendition of "Kiss From A Rose" with your guitar. July 1, 2016 at 09:57PM via Digg http://ift.tt/29a0P...

A math professor, John, has problems with his sink .....

so he calls a plumber. The plumber comes over and quickly fixes the sink. The professor is happy until he gets the bill. He tells the plumber, "How can you charge this much? This is half of my paycheck." But he pays it anyways. The plumber tells him, "Hey, we are looking for more plumbers. You could become a plumber and triple your salary. Just make sure you say you only made it to 6th grade, they don't like educated people." The professor takes him up on the offer and becomes a plumber. His salary triples and he doesn't have to work nearly as...

Physicists have discovered what looks like an entire family of new particles in the LHC

Physicists have discovered what looks like an entire family of new particles in the LHC The existence of these new forms of matter, known as tetraquarks, challenges our current understanding of the role they play inside the protons and neutrons that make up atoms. July 1, 2016 at 08:38PM via Digg http://ift.tt/298rd...

A man dies and goes to heaven

Gabriel guides him past the pearly gates and through a hallway with clocks lining the walls and ceiling, each ticking at a different pace. "What's with all these clocks?" the man asks? Gabriel responds saying, "These clocks tell us how often someone lies. Take a look at this." With that the man is shown a seemingly broken clock labeled "Dalai Lama". He is then shown his own clock which ticks at a slow yet steady pace. The man thinks for a moment and then asks, "Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" to which Gabriel causally replies, "You'll see it...

Bill Gates wakes up one morning...

...goes downstairs and is shocked to see his two polish housekeepers are nowhere to be seen. He yells for his wife "Honey, where the hell have the maids gone?" "Oh, Steve Jobs knocked on the door this morning" Replied his wife. "He offered both the house keepers twice what you're paying them to come and work for him, they couldn't pass the offer up!" Furious, Bill slams hims fists down on the table "Fucking Jobs!" he screams "Coming over here and taking our immigrants!"...

I like my women like I like my wine...

Twelve years old and in the cellar....

I was standing at the bar one night minding my own business.

This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?" I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?" She said, "Yeah, I got a pen". I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."...