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Thứ Năm, 21 tháng 7, 2016

Dave goes to the doctor for some sex advice

He goes to the doctor and says, "Look, I just can't bring my wife to orgasm in bed, it's a real problem." The doctor says, "Well, is it too warm?" "Yes, it's absolutely sweltering" "Then get some air-con" "I can't afford air-con, I'm too poor" "Well, Dave, do you have a good mate?" "Yeah, I've got a mate Mick" "Well, ask your mate Mick to stand over you and the mrs with a towel, wafting you both to cool you down, that might help." So, Dave asks Mick for this favour, who then agrees to help him. That night, Dave is in bed with his wife, pounding...

I was reading in the paper today about a midget that got pick pocketed.

How could anyone stoop so low?...

What does the word 'gay' mean?

asked a son to his father. "It means 'happy,'" replied the father. "Oh," contested the son, "so are you gay, then?" "No, son, I have a wife."...

A man and his wife

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, "Do you know him?" "Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since." "My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"...

Scientists just put a 3D printer in space. This is a huge deal for space travel.

Scientists just put a 3D printer in space. This is a huge deal for space travel. Space travel is unpredictable. So much can go wrong, and it's impossible to plan for and respond quickly to all of it. As a result, we're limited in how far we can go, and for how long. Having a 3D printer in a spacecraft, though, could change that equation. July 20, 2016 at 10:05PM via Digg http://ift.tt/29TUR...

Is your refrigerator running?

Because if so I'll probably vote for it....

Thứ Tư, 20 tháng 7, 2016

TIL you can get dishonorably discharged from the Navy for boarding the wrong vessel even one time

Whoops, wrong sub...