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Thứ Ba, 2 tháng 8, 2016

Pope says Islam is not terrorism

Pope says Islam is not terrorism Pope Francis defended his decision not to name Islam when condemning the brutal jihadist murder of a Catholic priest in France in the latest of a string of recent attacks in Europe claimed by the Islamic State group. August 1, 2016 at 11:27AM via Digg http://ift.tt/2aHgL...

I held the door open for a Japanese woman today and she said, "sank you."

Pretty fucked up for her to bring up Pearl Harbor like that....

Woman calls 911 about a peeping tom in her yard

911: "How do you know he's a peeping tom?" Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'"....

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident..

It's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, 'Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.' The man replies, 'I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!' The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't...

I recently watched my wedding video backwards.

I love the part where I take the ring off her finger, leave the church and go drinking with my friends....

Thứ Hai, 1 tháng 8, 2016

Four men were in a bar talking about their children.

The first guy starts, "I was worried that my son was gonna be a loser as he started washing cars. But now he has become a salesman. He is so successful that he gave his best friend a new mercedes for his birthday." The second guy follows," I was worried about my son too because he started out raking leaves. He is also now a salesman and he's so rich that he actually gave his best friend a new bungalow for his birthday." The third guy adds," Yeah, I hear you. My son started mopping toilets. They made him a broker now and he owns it. He is so rich...

What did one deodorant say to the other?

I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong....