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Thứ Tư, 17 tháng 8, 2016

My attempt to justifying the time I spend here.

Wife: I think my husband has alzheimer's. Doc: Is he forgetting names? Wife: No Doc: Is he getting lost in familiar environments? Wife: No Doc: Is he forgetting to turn off the TV or stove? Wife: No Doc: Then why do you think he has alzheimer's? Wife: Every day he goes to r/jokes. Doc: Is this a new occurrence? Wife: No, but he is laughing at the jokes....

You know when you get that urge to eat something just because it's there?

Anyway, I lost my job as a gynaecologist today....

How many "Suh dudes" does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Cuz it's already lit fam...

My first original joke.

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?? It fro's up....

I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me...

...to help check her balance, so I pushed her over....

The media vs. Donald Trump: why the press feels so free to criticize the Republican nominee

The media vs. Donald Trump: why the press feels so free to criticize the Republican nominee Slowly but surely, the media has turned on Trump. He still gets wall-to-wall coverage, but that coverage is overwhelmingly negative, and increasingly, the press doesn’t even pretend to treat Trump like a normal candidate August 17, 2016 at 01:55AM via Digg http://ift.tt/2aXoZ...

How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Men can be Feminists, too....