"Which one do you mean? Steve, John or the fat one?"
Thứ Ba, 25 tháng 10, 2016
A man is lost in the desert.
He's tired and as he's stumbling up another sand dune , he comes across a lamp.
"What the hell?", he thinks and rubs it three times and a genie pops out.
"Thank you so much!" The genie tells the man. "I've been trapped in that lamp for thousands of years! Since you set me free I will grant you one wish."
The man kinda grumbles thinking he always thought it was three wishes but quickly gets over it. A wish is a wish. He pulls out a map from his back pocket and asks the genie, "You see this part of the world right here?"
He points to the Middle East. "There's so much violence and turmoil that has lasted thousands of years there that I would like there to be peace for as long as the world exists."
The genie responds to the man with a tear coming out of his eye, "I'm sorry . Even with all my magical power I cannot make that wish come true." A tear drops out of the man's eye. He really wanted to make a difference.
"Cheer up!" genie says, "You still have a wish! what else might you wish for?"
"Well... You know Mariah Careys vagina? How it's all blown out and used up? I wish it was nice and tight again. Like when she was younger."
The genie responds, "Let me take a look at that map again."
A funny joke that my arabic dad told me :"the boy who wanted onion flavoured ice cream"
One day , The ice cream shop has a visitor , It is a little boy , The shop keeper says "Welcome , You came to the right place for your ice cream needs young man!" The little boy shouts while he is still at the door : "Do you guys have onion flavoured ice cream?" , The man is suprised and said: "no ,we don't sorry" the boy leaves The next day at the same time the boy comes in , The shop keeper out of habit says "Welcome" but he sees that it is the boy and silences him self thinking the boy is mad . The boy says :"Do you have onion flavoured ice cream?" The man says :"No , We dont".
That keeps going for 2 or 3 weeks until the man thought to himself:"You know , Why dont i make onion flavoured Ice cream for the little guy?" and he stood up all night to make it great . The boy comes the next day , "Welcome" says the shop keeper, The boy says the usual lines :"Do you have onion flavoured Ice cream?" the man excitingly says : "Yes we do" the boy then says : "Wow you guys must be retarded , Who would buy that shit"
On average, an American man will have sex
two to three times a week; whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.
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