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Thứ Tư, 26 tháng 10, 2016

I Went Undercover With a Border Militia. Here's What I Saw.


I Went Undercover With a Border Militia. Here's What I Saw.
I bought a rifle and headed off to fight tyranny, protect the Constitution, and "catch fucking beaners." A firsthand look at America's resurgent paramilitary movement.

October 25, 2016 at 08:39PM
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Why did Obama serve two terms?

Because blacks always get a longer sentence

The Perfect Man and the Perfect Woman

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

 

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

 

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

Men keep scrolling****.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: women never listen.

If 4 people have sex is called a four-some

3 people have sex is a three-some and 2 people have sex is a two-some

Now you know why they call me handsome

"My husband is such a pig. All I asked for was $100 for the beauty salon..."

"He took a long look at me and gave me $300"

My gay friend got stoned today.

I told him Saudi Arabia was not a good honeymoon destination but he didn't listen.

Thứ Ba, 25 tháng 10, 2016

"Honey, you're not really nice to your son"

"Which one do you mean? Steve, John or the fat one?"