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Thứ Sáu, 28 tháng 10, 2016

Religious Boyfriend

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about protection and doing it. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack,...

What do you call a fat psychic?

...a four chin teller...

A girl takes a black guy home...

At the end of a night out on the town, a girl takes a black guy back to her house. They're kissing and moving towards her bedroom when she looks at him with the most flirtatious eyes she can muster and says: "Is it true what they say about black guys? ;)" To which the man responded "Of course it is baby.", stabbed her, stole her wallet and left....

I *SWEAR* I'm not addicted to brake fluid...

I can stop whenever I want...

My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.

After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence....

Thứ Năm, 27 tháng 10, 2016

My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker...

...so I told her to roll them tighter....

The doctor said to the patient

We had to remove a part of your rectum Patient- will I be any different? Doctor-Just less of an asshole...