He hits on anything twelve or higher....
Thứ Sáu, 4 tháng 11, 2016
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?'
'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke'
The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.'
Again the...
Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day
Teach a man to fish and he will spend hundreds of dollars on equipment he will use 3 times a year...
A blonde called her husband...
"Honey, I have a huge problem."
"What's the matter, dear?"
"I've bought a puzzle, but it's too difficult, the pieces don't fit!"
"Sweety, remember how I taught you? Start on the edges."
"I know that, but I can't find the edges."
"Ok, what's the picture? Must be on the box."
"It's a tiger."
"A tiger? I don't remember that puzzle. Hang on, I'm coming home!"
When the husband arrives she takes him to the kitchen and shows him the puzzle on the table.
He looks at it, shakes his head, cries, punches the wall, counts to 10 and after a long and thoughtful...
Thứ Năm, 3 tháng 11, 2016
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