Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Sáu, 4 tháng 11, 2016

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid....

Hey girl are you a school?

Because I want to shoot kids inside you....

American Soldier

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?" The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed...

Chicago Cubs win crazy Game 7 to clinch first World Series title since 1908

Chicago Cubs win crazy Game 7 to clinch first World Series title since 1908 In a crazy, back-and-forth Game 7, the Cubs defeated the Cleveland Indians 8-7 in extra innings, completing a comeback from 3-1 down in the series and ending the club's World Series drought. November 3, 2016 at 11:57AM via Digg http://ift.tt/2f32b...

Just bought a thesaurus and when I looked, all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am!...

Hot and cold sex

After his examination, the doctor said to the elderly man: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?' 'In fact, I do.' said the old man.. "After I have sex with my wife, I am usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty." The doctor could not find any explanation for this. After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: 'Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?' The...

Posting a Joke on reddit is like going to a bar

Once in a while you get lucky, but most of the time you just ruin your self esteem....