Who would have thought her sister had it the whole time?
Chủ Nhật, 6 tháng 11, 2016
[LONG] A Police Officer pulls up on the scene of a horrible accident...
A van went off the road and crashed into a tree. Expecting the worst, the officer looks inside and finds a man and woman dead. All of a sudden, he hears a monkey that was inside of the vehicle as well.
Surprised, the Officer exclaims, "What the hell is going on here?!"
Reacting, the monkey puts his fingers to his mouth like he's smoking a joint.
Stunned, the Officer says, "You mean they were doing drugs?!"
The monkey critters rapidly and pretends to be drinking.
"They were drinking too?!"
Again, the monkey responds, this time thrusting his hips back and forths.
"THEY WERE HAVING SEX?!"
"Well what the hell were you doing all this time?!"
The monkey imitates driving a car.
What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?
"The girls get older, but he stays the same age"
-first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)
Thứ Bảy, 5 tháng 11, 2016
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