You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you...
Thứ Tư, 16 tháng 11, 2016
There once was a custodian named Juan
Juan was the custodian at a local grade school. Everyone loved Juan. He was so sweet and compassionate with the kids and did a wonderful job. One day the principal came up to Juan and said:
"You know Juan, you care about this school so much, maybe you should run for the board of education"
And Juan said:
"You know, I've never thought about that before, but why not?"
So Juan got up in front of the people in town and gave a speech:
"My name is Juan, I love my wife, I love my kids, and I love my dog"
Now politicians tend to be dishonest, but the...
When the Devil Enters
When the Devil Enters
Canneto Di Caronia, plagued by mysterious fires, turns to science, the church, and the law in a search for answers.
November 16, 2016 at 04:06AM
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2 Trump Supporters go to heaven
St. Peter greets them at the Pearly gates and asks if there is anything in the universe they'd like to know before meeting God. The fist guy asks, "What was really in Hillary's emails?" "Nothing incriminating really", replies St. Peter. The other guy turns and whispers, "Wow, this goes higher than we thought."...
Married in Heaven!
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves standing outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.
They asked St. Peter can we still get married in heaven? St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out!
Two months passed and St Peter still has not returned. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn't work out; could you get a divorce in heaven. After yet another month, St. Peter finally...
A very distinguished lady was on a plane
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: "Excuse me Father, could I ask a favour?"
"Of course my child, What can I do for you?"
"Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?"
"Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that...
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