Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Tư, 16 tháng 11, 2016

A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment house

A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment house. While there, a stunning young woman came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes of flirting, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming." He followed her into her apartment;...

What's the difference between American girls and Iranian girls?

American girls get stoned BEFORE sex....

"Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe?"

"Haha you can't fool me again, dad. A chair!" "Not this time. Our dog died."...

I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet

I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either....

I was about to propose to my girlfriend

I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I don't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those big cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along...

Why does Hillary Clinton have two Ls in her first name?

1 for 2008, 1 for 2016...

[NSFW] What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you...