Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Bảy, 19 tháng 11, 2016

How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat?

She can fit into your wife's clothes....

A man goes to buy a Ferrari...

but he was short of $1. He saw a homeless man and said "Can you give me a dollar, I have to buy a Ferrari." The homeless man gave him two dollars and said "Get one for me too."...

I have a horse named mayo...

Mayo neighs....

A father asks his child, "Could you please stop listening to Korean music?"

"K, pop."...

I dig, she dig, we dig, he dig, they dig, you dig ..

It's not a beautiful poem but it's really deep....

I like my women like I like my coffee...

Without a penis....

A man walks into a pet shop and says to the owner...

"Ok, I want to buy a pet, but something special,something different." The pet shop owner informs him that he has a talking centipede. "Really?" says the man "How much?" The owner informs him that the talking centipede is 50 dollars. Happy with the unusual offering the man pays the money and takes his new pet home. After getting home, he lays the match box with the centipede in it on the table, opens it and says, "Hello Mr. Centipede, fancy going to the bar for a few drinks?" The centipede says nothing. Figuring it must be tired from the journey...