How to get drunk in a dry country, and the KFC sandwich that took over Pakistan.

How to get drunk in a dry country, and the KFC sandwich that took over Pakistan.
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November 19, 2016 at 08:35PM
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A blonde goes to the dry cleaners.

She tells the attendant that she needs to have her dress cleaned.

However, the attendant wasn't paying attention. Snapping out of his day dream, he asked, "Come again?"

Giggling, the blonde replied, "No, just mustard this time."

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How do you get 50 little old ladies to scream FUCK at the same time?

Have the 51st scream BINGO!

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"One man's trash is another man's treasure."

is one way to tell your kid that they're adopted.

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Did you hear about the stolen Tesla?

I guess now it's an Edison

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At the pharmacy I asked for 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing.

I turned around, looked them straight in the eyes and said, "Make that 52."

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A conversation with god about Trump

John (while writing Revelations): "So Lord, the end will be signaled by trumpets?"

God: "No... I said Trump/Pence."

John: Yeah, trumpets.

God: "Never mind. They'll know."

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