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Thứ Hai, 21 tháng 11, 2016

I'm Black. So I can't be racist. But these suckers keep telling me that I am.

"Jake, you can't call yourself Black just because you went to jail once. That is racist"

I have qualities of both Albert Einstein and Arnold Schwarzenegger

Body of Einstein, brain of Schwarzenegger

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were waiting for an elevator.

On the floor, next to the elevator door, was a tiny puddle of milky liquid. The brunette notices it first and says, "Oh my God, that looks like semen." The redhead bends down and sniffs, "Oh my god, this smells like semen." The blonde gets down on one knee, dips her finger in it, and sticks the finger in her mouth to taste it and blurts out, "It's not anybody from our building."

Chủ Nhật, 20 tháng 11, 2016

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar...

First one says give me half a pint. Second one says a quarter, third says an eighth. The bartender puts down one pint and says, you people need to know your limits.

I asked my cellmate how long he's in for.

He said, "Until I ejaculate."

A priest, a minister and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job...

After arguing about how to test this, they inexplicably end up deciding each man should enter the woods and try to convert a bear to their faith.

So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins:

“When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.”

“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”

They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast.

“Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”

a guy got an Interview for a job with EA

Boss: the second part of your resume is missing

Applicant: for the second part you have to pay 20$

Boss: welcome on board