what does god light his cigarettes with?

a match made in heaven .-.

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A married's man prayer

Dear God, you gave me childhood and you took it away.

You gave me youth and you took it away.

You gave me a wife.......... Its been years now, just reminding you.

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Why can't dyslexics tell jokes?

They always punch up the fuckline.

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What did the CEO of Reddit say to its users

[Edit] Nothing

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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!

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Donald Trump has announced that he plans to extend his wall across the oceans...

This news came after he discovered that a man named Jesus managed to walk on water.

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I invited my girlfriend to go to the gym with me, then I didn't show...

I hope she gets the message that we aren't working out.

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