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Thứ Hai, 28 tháng 11, 2016
Apple may have finally gotten too big for its unusual corporate structure
Apple may have finally gotten too big for its unusual corporate structure
Functional organizations have enormous strengths, but also limits.
November 28, 2016 at 12:36AM
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SCHOOL JOKES,Teacher and student
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Six." Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven!" Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!" Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
A man applies for a job with the local police.
The officer says, "This is the best résumé I've ever seen! There's just one more test before you get the job. Take this gun, go out and shoot eight black guys and a cat."
Guy replies "Why the cat?"
Officer says "Great attitude, you're hired!"
Hillary's mad at Satan
Hillary: Satan! We had a deal! Where's the election victory that you promised me?
Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had?
Three fathers are talking about their sons...
The first father says, "my sons a successful doctor. He's so rich, he just bought his best friend a Lamborghini".
The second father said, "my sons a successful hedge fund manager. He's so rich, he just bought his best friend a yacht".
The third father says, "my sons the CEO of a big company. He's so rich he just bought his best friend a castle".
Right then, a fourth father walks in and asks what they're talking about. The other three fathers say, "we're talking about our successful sons, what does yours do?" The fourth father says, "well my sons a gay stripper." The other three fathers say, "oh wow, you must be really disappointed."
The fourth father replies with, "well not really, he's doing really well. His three boyfriends just bought him a Lamborghini, a yacht, and a castle."
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