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Thứ Năm, 1 tháng 12, 2016

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven......

When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!" The next day, the second woman accidentally steps...

How To Hide $400 Million

How To Hide $400 Million When a wealthy businessman set out to divorce his wife, their fortune vanished. The quest to find it would reveal the depths of an offshore financial system bigger than the US economy. November 30, 2016 at 11:21PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2gJCH...

Give it to me, I'm soo wet give it to me!

She could scream all she wanted but the umbrella was mine....

I heard Reddit likes puns so I posted ten of them thinking at least one would reach the first page

No pun in ten did...

My wife hasn't said a word to me in 6 days.

What's even better is, she thinks it's punishment....

There are 3 Spies that get captured.

One spy is French, one is German and the other is Italian. Their captors come into the cell and grab the French spy and tie his hands behind a chair in the next room. They torture him for 2 hours before he answers all questions and gives up all of his secrets. The captors throw the French spy back into the cell and grab the German spy. They tie his hands behind the chair as well and torture him for 4 hours before he tells them what they want to know. They throw him back into the cell and grab the Italian spy. They tie his hands behind the chair...

Thứ Tư, 30 tháng 11, 2016

She told me 'babe, please take my shirt off'

So i took it off Then she said 'now take my skirt off' So i took her skirt off 'Take off my shoes' So i took her shoes off 'Take off my bra and panties' So i took those off Then she said 'i dont ever wanna catch you wearing my clothes again'...