Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen foods section....
Thứ Năm, 1 tháng 12, 2016
A 30 something year old man goes to a singles bar....
And starts conversation with a woman who was about his age. They're really hitting it off and the chemistry is strong, so after a couple drinks they start to open up to each other.
"I'm gonna be honest with you," says the man, "My wife recently divorced me so I'm on the rebound. I was just too kinky for her, she couldn't take it." Astounded, the woman says "Oh my gosh, what a coincidence! My divorce from my ex husband was finalized just last week for that exact same reason!"
At this point they decide to go back to the woman's house. She leads...
I'd had enough. I decided to kill my wife.
But I couldn't do it myself, so I asked around. I eventually heard of a big guy named Arty who kills people for $1. All you have to do is give him a picture and place of work. I found him, gave him the dollar and a picture of my wife.
"She works at Walmart", I said.
He just shook his head, got up, and left. Just like that. I wasn't there, but people say he grabbed her by the throat and started choking her. It wasn't long before a security guard rushed over. Arty was so big he grabbed both of them. One neck per hand. And killed them both.
It's...
One day in the West a rapist and con artist get caught by the sheriff in a small town.
The town doesn’t have much money to take care of prisoners so the sheriff gets an idea. He decides he’ll charge money to let the townspeople punish the crooks and use the money to keep them in jail for as long as he can. The sheriff figures even a short stay in jail will be plenty after a little “justice” from the townspeople. The sheriff takes the criminals to the town square, handcuffs them posts and sets up shop. He tells the people that the punishment should fit the crime so anyone can pay $1 to kick the rapist in the groin. Since the con...
A Jew and a Czech go hunting.
They reach a clearing in the woods and spot a deer. The Czech aims his rifle to shoot, when a bear attacks them from behind and eats the Czech. The Jew, scared shitless, runs back to town and tells everyone what happened. After some discussion, the worried townsfolk form a hunting party to deal with the man-eating bear.
Upon returning to the clearing, the hunting party sees two bears fucking. They ask the Jew which one ate his friend, to which the Jew replies, "the male, definitely the male."
So one of the townsfolk shoots the male bear, causing...
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