Magic mushroom ingredient psilocybin could be key to treating depression - studies

Magic mushroom ingredient psilocybin could be key to treating depression - studies Researchers involved in the two trials in the United States say the results are remarkable. The volunteers had “profoundly meaningful and spiritual experiences” which made most of them rethink life and death, ended their despair and brought about lasting improvement in the quality of their lives. December 1, 2016 at 09:19PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2fUV0...

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How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones....

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A contest, to submit the most romantic first line, and the least romantic second line

A local newspaper (in England) ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line… But the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received: My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe “go to hell" Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head. Oh loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are...

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Legless parrot

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh. I wonder what happened to this Parrot?" The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot." "Holy shit," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!" "I got every word," says the parrot.” I happen to be a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird." "Oh yeah?", the guy asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?" "Well," the parrot says, "this is...

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What do you call a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual Norse monarchs?

The bikings....

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They say cow manure come from males.

But that's bullshit....

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A regular at a local bar is drinking heavily one night, and expectedly has a heart attack and dies.

The patrons are dismayed. They know someone’s got to call his wife, but no one feels up to the task. The drunk at the end of the bar unexpectedly says he’ll do it, and he picks up the phone. “Hello, is this Mrs Jamison? Ma'am…I have some good news, and some bad news for you” “What’s that?” She asks suspiciously “The bad news is your husband lost $20,000 to me playing poker.” “What!” She screams. “I’m going to kill him!” The drunk replies “Well, that’s the good news…”...

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