Funny Story

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Chủ Nhật, 4 tháng 12, 2016

A father tucks his 3 year old daughter to bed...

He tells her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying,  "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa died.  The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this,  "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma." The next day the...

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls...

A toast to wives, girlfriends, and lovers.

May they never meet....

Hey girl, are you the SAT?

Because I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a 10 minute break in between for snacks. Then I'd stare at you for another 5-10 minutes thinking, "Wow, I really hope I don't screw this up."...

Thứ Bảy, 3 tháng 12, 2016

The furniture store keeps calling me to come back.

But all I wanted was that one night stand....

A woman's asshole is like a 9-volt battery.

You know you shouldn't, but sooner or later you're going to put your tongue on it....

Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement...

...in the end, you ignore it all and click "I agree"....