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Chủ Nhật, 4 tháng 12, 2016

What’s the difference between being hungry and being horny?

Where you put the cucumber....

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny....

With great power comes

Greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial....

Why Trump's Taiwan Call Is A Big Deal

Why Trump's Taiwan Call Is A Big Deal ​On Friday night, Donald Trump once again seized the news cycle by the scruff of the neck when it emerged that he'd spoken on the phone to the president of Taiwan — the first time (as far as we know) a US President has done so since 1979.  Here's why it's a big deal (and not in a good way). December 3, 2016 at 09:02PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2h42G...

My professor accused me of plagiarism

His words, not mine....

So I went to the club last night and asked a German girl for her number...

and you'll never believe it! Her number is 999-999-9999!...

A father tucks his 3 year old daughter to bed...

He tells her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying,  "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa died.  The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this,  "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma." The next day the...