The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was "Michael"....
Thứ Bảy, 17 tháng 12, 2016
I slipped on some black ice yesterday.
At first I thought it was regular ice, but when I got back on my feet, I noticed my wallet was gone....
Thứ Sáu, 16 tháng 12, 2016
Dave and his bitch.
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin ?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if hes been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "Hes on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if hed like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"Shes in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their...
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with hammer."
Wife texts back 10 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."...
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