Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Tư, 4 tháng 1, 2017

I just read a list of "100 Things To Do Before You Die".

I was pretty surprised that "yell for help" wasn't one of them....

I was at an atm and some little kid asked me to help him check his balance

... So I pushed him over...

Thứ Ba, 3 tháng 1, 2017

My girlfriend said to me "sex is better on holiday"...

That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive....

Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?

So they can see the battle!...

What does Superman and a Blood gang member who lost his gun have in common?

Neither one of them want to see a Kryptonite......

For a change of pace, here's a limerick; "( (12 + 144 + 20 + 3 Sqrt[4]) / 7 ) + 5*11 = 9^2 + 0"

Sorry, did that not make any sense? How about - "A dozen, a gross, and a score, plus three times the square root of four, divided by seven, plus five times eleven, is nine squared and not a bit more." ...

I used to be in a band called ‘Missing Cat’

You've probably seen our posters....