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Thứ Hai, 13 tháng 2, 2017

White House Blocks Listing of Bumble Bee As Endangered Species

White House Blocks Listing of Bumble Bee As Endangered Species The rusty-patched bumble bee was scheduled to be added to the endangered species list on Friday but the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service has announced that process will need to be reviewed due to an executive order from the president. February 12, 2017 at 11:53PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2l41q...

My Son got sent home from school for the third time this year for letting a girl wank him off in class...

...I told him "maybe teaching isn't for you.."...

The Italians are fighting Americans in the trenches

An American gets the idea to yell the name Luigi, and being a common Italian name when someone hears their name and looks up, they shoot him. "Hey, Luigi!" An Italian looks up and says "Yeah?" BANG After the Americans do this a few times, the Italians try it for themselves. They decide to yell the name John, being a common American name. "Hey-a, John!" An American shouts back "Hey! Is that you Luigi?" The Italian looks up "Yeah, itsa me!" BANG...

Breaking News: Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Trump's wall

On the condition he gets to install windows....

what is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?

Imagination....

How do you know?

An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered by one of the employees. The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone. “Mayday, mayday! The pilot had an instant and fatal heart attack. I grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket and he had told me before we took off he had the tower on his speed dial memory. I am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and traveling at 180 mph. Mayday, mayday!” The employee in the...

Did you hear what NASA's new slogan will be once their budget is cut?

"NASA: The Sky's The Limit"...