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Thứ Ba, 14 tháng 2, 2017

Greece Evacuates Second Largest City to Remove Giant WWII Bomb

Greece Evacuates Second Largest City to Remove Giant WWII Bomb It sat undetected for years, right next to a gas station. February 13, 2017 at 08:00AM via Digg http://ift.tt/2kXQr...

If any of you are sad about being alone on valentines day, just remember...

that nobody loves you on any other day of the year, and valentine's day shouldn't be any different....

Putting it in.

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.' The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.' The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to...

If it looks like a duck, and sounds like a duck...

It probably identifies as a napkin and how dare you assume it's species....

What's black and eats pussy?

Cervical cancer....

I thought a vasectomy wouldn't get my wife pregnant..

Turns out, all it does is just change the color of the baby....

Why do they have bar codes on the returning Swedish fleet?

So they can Scandinavian....