Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth...
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Buying My First Condoms
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty....
The word DEFINITELY...
One day in class, the teacher was teaching the kids the vocabulary word of the day.
"Ok class, the word for the day is definitely. Can anyone use it in a sentence?" she asked.
Straight A's Sally in the front row raises her hand and says, "The tree is definitely green."
"Sorry Sally," says the teacher "but since the tree has a brown trunk it is not definitely green. Anyone else?"
Timmy in the middle of the class raises his hand and says, "The sky is definitely blue."
"Sorry Timmy, but since there are clouds in the sky it can't be definitely blue....
An engineer dies and is sent to hell
He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly. The moving walkway motor jammed, so he un-jams it. People can get from place to place more easily. The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the Satellite dish and now they get hundreds of high def channels. One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil what's up? The Devil...
The Real Difference Between Google And Apple
The Real Difference Between Google And Apple
Apple is driven largely by a centralized development structure, stemming from its fabled design studio, whereas Google has a more distributed, open-source approach to new products.
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