Well, no one is laughing now.
Chủ Nhật, 5 tháng 3, 2017
Which is heavier, 200 pounds of brick, or 200 pounds of feather?
The feathers, because 200 pounds of bricks is just 200 pounds of bricks, but with the feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
I just got fired from my job as a bingo caller...
Apparently, "A meal for two with a hairy view" is not an appropriate way of calling out number 69...
A man gets on a bus...
... Just as he sees a hot nun getting off it. He says Hi, but she glares at him. He feels lucky and asks the bus driver how he could find her.
Bus Driver : well I know for a fact that every night she goes to the cemetery and prays for four hours straight. You'll probably be able to find her there.
The man then devises a plan. He will wait behind a tombstone as the nun is praying, then he'll speak to her and trick her into having sex with him.
The night comes and the nun is praying. All of a sudden a voice appears it of nowhere.
Voice : your prayers have been answered...
Nun : who's there?
Voice : it's me... God!
The nun begs him to forgive her and the man says he will if she has sex with him. She agrees. The man comes out in disguise and goes at it with the nun. Afterwards the man removes his disguise and says :
Ha! I'm the man from the bus!
To which the nun replies taking of her mask :
Ha! I'm the bus driver!
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