Because it's the scenter.
Thứ Hai, 6 tháng 3, 2017
A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $10.00
He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender.
"Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks.
"Yes," she purrs. "I am."
"Well, wash your frickin' hands," says the man. "I want a cheese sandwich!"
A guy tattoos his girlfriend's name on his penis
Her name is Wendy, but when his penis is soft only the "W" and the "Y" can be seen. Kinda weird, going around with a random "WY" tattooed on his weiner, but he really loves Wendy, so he couldn't care less about what other people thought. One day he goes to play soccer with some friends of his and a group of other people; in this group, there was a tall, muscular South African man. When they're all changing, he notices a "WY" tattooed in big letters on the black man's soft member. "Uhm, I know this is really weird" he shyly says to the latter "but I noticed your tattoo... what does it say? Do you by any chance know a girl called Wendy, too?" he asks, trembling with jealousy. "No" the man replies "it says 'Welcome to Johannesburg city'".
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