Take off the ring and say goodbye to your house...
Thứ Ba, 18 tháng 4, 2017
Whats similar between a hurricane and women?
They come in hot and wet and leave with THE LAWN CHAIRS WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SARA YOU BITCH!...
The Bravest and Fiercest
The king was getting old and did not trust his sons to rule his kingdom after his passing. He decided that he must find a husband for his daughter. This man, who would one day take the throne, had to be the bravest and fiercest warrior in all the land. The king devised a test. his engineers immediately began work on a massive pit filled with horrors. On the day of reckoning hundreds of brave men travelled from all the corners of the kingdom to prove their worth. They stood crowded at the edges of the pit waiting for the event to begin. The king...
Thứ Hai, 17 tháng 4, 2017
The dead cow lecture
First-year students at the Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor". "The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal's body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go...
The pessimist only sees darkness into the tunnel...
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel
The realist sees a train approaching
The train driver sees 3 arseholes walking over the railway...
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