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Thứ Tư, 19 tháng 4, 2017

If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend

I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports car. Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?" I said, "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend." He said, "Why? Is she a stunner?" I said, "No, she's a fucking optician." Edit: apparently people don't like the fuck. Too fucking late.

I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said...

"I want you to try and sell this to me".

So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home.

Eventually he called my mobile and said, "Bring it back here right now!"

I said, "$200 and it's yours".

Girl: "Come Over"

Guy: "I'm coming over"

Girl: "We should stop using walkie talkies in bed, over."

5 out of 6 scientists say…

…that Russian roulette is safe.

Hey, check out my foreskin.

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My math teacher said I was average...

How mean.

How Climate Change Might Kill Us: Kidney Disease


How Climate Change Might Kill Us: Kidney Disease
A mysterious kidney disease is striking down laborers across the world and climate change is making it worse.

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