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Chủ Nhật, 23 tháng 4, 2017

My mate’s wife rang me today asking if I’d seen him

My mate’s wife rang me today asking if I’d seen him.

“Not since yesterday.” I answered.

“I knew he was lying!” she screamed, “He told me that he was at your house all night.”

“Erm… he… has,” I replied.

“Don’t stick up for him! You just said that you hadn’t seen him since yesterday.”

“Yes, well…” I paused, “…We’ve been playing hide and seek.”

Sex with 3 people is called a threesome...

Which is why I'm handsome.

I took a job at a zoo performing elephant circumcisions

The benefits aren't great, but the tips are huge.

What's the difference between America and Canada?

The Americans have really nice neighbors.

"Look at this!" I said to my roommate

"What happened?" he replied

"Look, the second, fourth, sixth and eight plants are growing very healthily, but the other four are getting dry, even though I treated them the same!" I said

"Huh, weird!" he responded "water the odds!"

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.

It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

My girlfriend and I laugh at how competitive we are.

but I laugh more.