What's the only drink size they allow in North Korea?

A supreme liter...

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99 programming bugs in the code

99 programming bugs in the code. 99 programming bugs. Take one down, patch it all up. 111 programming bugs in the code....

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Watch Comedian Hasan Minhaj Roast Trump In His White House Correspondents Dinner Speech

Watch Comedian Hasan Minhaj Roast Trump In His White House Correspondents Dinner Speech ​"Daily Show" correspondent and comedian Hasan Minhaj gave the headlining speech at the 2017 White House Correspondents Dinner — which President Trump did not attend — on Saturday night. Despite Trump's absence, Minhaj did not lay off the president. April 30, 2017 at 08:33PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2oUbW...

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Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son.

He said: 'dad, can't you just use a sponge?'...

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I went online and rated our Solar System

Gave it one star....

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Being circumcised, I couldn't join a fraternity...

Apparently you have to be complete dick....

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( !Dark Humour!) A guy walks in the local whorehouse...

... says “I want the cheapest one you got, I don’t have much money.” The guy behind the counter says “How bout the $1.95 cent special?” The customer says “ok”, and he paid, headed to the room. When he opened the door, he found this beautiful whore spread out, just waiting for him. He rips off his clothes and starts going to town on her. Suddenly, all this white stuff starts coming out of her mouth, nose, ears. He freaked, “omg she’s sick!” He ran to the desk and told the guy what was happening, and the guy says “hey John! The dead one’s full ...

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