...and the father goes to the front desk and says "I hope the porn is disabled."
The guy at the desk replies, "It's just regular porn, you sick fuck."...
Thứ Hai, 1 tháng 5, 2017
Man goes out drinking...
He gets so shitfaced that his wife has to go pick him up. They get home, he pukes up the stairs, and all the way to bed. Wife finally gets him stripped, showered and in bed. Man wakes up in the morning, and has only vague memories of going out the night before. On the nightstand is a red rose. He carefully ventures downstairs and finds a pristeen house, and a hot breakfast on the counter with his name beside it. His wife is no where to be found. His son comes into the room, and the man says "I suppose Mum is royally pissed, but what's all this?"...
My girlfriend told me she wanted to be treated like a princess
So I married her off to a stranger twice her age to strengthen my alliance with France....
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