...which was ironic because we were at a train station...
Thứ Ba, 2 tháng 5, 2017
The police have just released my mother-in-law after questioning her about the murder of her husband.
They only spoke to her for 2 minutes before coming to the conclusion he committed suicide....
A ten-year-old boy walks into a brothel...
And he has a long string. Tied to the end of the string is a huge frog, a frog the size of a dinner plate, that has been squished flat. He walks up to the madam of the brothel and says "I want to fuck one of your girls."
The madam thinks for a moment and figures the place is illegal any way so why the fuck not? She agrees.
The kid says, "But I want to fuck one of your dirty girls, one that I could catch something from."
The madam is offended, "This is a clean establishment!"
After a little discussion it is settled that there is, in fact, a dirty...
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