Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Năm, 4 tháng 5, 2017

What's the difference between weed and pussy?

If you can smell weed from across the room, it means it's good....

I got jumped by five black guys in Baltimore.

The car started right up but they said I'd need a new battery....

When you are old you can always play the senility card

An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood. To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary, they walked down to their old school. There, they held hands as they found the desk they shared and where he'd carved "I love you, Sally". On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car practically at their feet. She quickly picked it up, but they didn't know what to do with it, so they took it home. There, she counted the money - it was $50,000! The husband said: "We've got to...

Did you know pigeons die after having sex?

At least the one I fucked did...

An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter walk into a bar

I know because they told me....

My friends and I started a business where we weigh tiny items

It's a small scale operation...

I got kicked out of the library today...

Apparently putting the feminism books in the sci-fi section was not acceptable....