Turns out Trump just got confused

He made the swamp great again and drained America....

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I was on a blind date with this girl...

And I told her, being funny is the second best way to get a girl into bed. She asked "what's the best way?" I said "a big knife." She laughed and said "you're funny." I said "wise choice."...

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My friends made fun of me because they found out that my girlfriend is imaginary...

Jokes on them, they're imaginary too....

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I'm 60 days clean now.

It's been hard showering every day, but thankfully I had heroin to help me through it....

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"You're the bomb"

A compliment in USA. An argument in the Middle East....

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Gambling With the IRS

The IRS decides to audit Ralph, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Ralph shows up with his attorney. The auditor says, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.” I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,” says Ralph. “How about a demonstration?” The auditor thinks for a moment and said, “Okay. Go ahead.” Ralph says, “I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.” The...

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Shocking Video Shows Turkish President's Bodyguards Attacking Protesters In DC

Shocking Video Shows Turkish President's Bodyguards Attacking Protesters In DC Turkey's leader Recep Tayyip Erdogan visited Washington DC on Tuesday to meet with the Trump administration. But while Erdogan and Trump's meeting went smoothly, the visit took a nasty turn. May 17, 2017 at 08:20PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2pUL0...

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