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Thứ Sáu, 26 tháng 5, 2017

My wife’s doctor prescribed her a new pill

It’s great, now we fuck every night, all sorts of positions, some she’d never tried before. Introduced toys and bondage, spanking and 3 ways….. and she hasn’t woken up once.

Why do women talk less in february?

Cause there's only 28 days

My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it.

We went and had drinks.Cool guy,wants to be a web designer.

My girlfriend is like the square root of -100

A perfect 10, but completely imaginary.

Thứ Năm, 25 tháng 5, 2017

Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolate

They'll kill your dog

Mahatma Gandhi was a strange person.

He walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He often went on hunger strikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was a very spiritual person. Finally, because he didn't eat much and when he did his diet was peculiar, he developed very smelly breath.

He eventually became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

I held the door open for an old Japanese man, and he said "Sank you!"

Being able to understand his heavy accent, I replied "You're welcome." He laughs and says "No, you misunderstand, I am taunting you about Pearl Harbor."