Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Chủ Nhật, 28 tháng 5, 2017

When Noah reached land, he threw open the ark doors and said, "Go forth and multiply".

When all the animals cleared out, only a pair of confused looking snakes remained. "Didn't you hear me? Go forth and multiply!" Said Noah, annoyed. "We can't" replied one of the snakes. "We're adders"....

Why do you never see elephants hiding in a tree

because they are really good at it...

Man tries to open a bank account

Teller asks him : "Your name?" "J-j-jj-hhh-on S-ss-mm-i-tthh" "Oh you stutter?" "No my dad did but the person who did by birth certificate was a complete moron."...

A man comes home to find his wife's suitcase packed. NSFW

He asks her, "Where are you going?" She says, "Las Vegas, I heard I can make 300 bucks for giving blowjobs, so I figured I could make some money doing what I do for you for free." The husband chuckles and starts to pack his suitcase, and his wife asks what he's doing. He says, "Coming with you. I want to see how you survive on $600 a year."...

A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia

Librarian: "They're right behind you!!"...

This is an EA joke

Oops, I rushed it and left out the good part....

These two twin brothers transferred to my school.

Their names were Ving and Ling Nguyen. Ving and I became really good friends. After a few years he told me about how he hated his name and wanted to change it. Since he was 18, he decided to go to the courthouse and legally change his name. He wanted to name himself Lee like Bruce Lee. So, Ving and Ling and I head to the courthouse. Ling is kinda pissed and telling Ving about how angry their dad's going to be. Ving was a family name. We get to the courthouse and Ving starts filling out paperwork but halfway through decided against it. He felt...