I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me while he was dying. It seemed important to him that I have it....

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I was given MDMA and LSD tonight...

What a shit way to start a game of Scrabble....

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If minecraft taught me one thing...

It's to never spent diamonds on a hoe....

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Hey check out my foreskin

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I killed four people by looking them yesterday.

Edit: Sorry, sawing. English is not my native language....

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What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

With a cactus, the pricks are on the outside....

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Inside The Cut-Throat World Of Toddler Bike Racing

Inside The Cut-Throat World Of Toddler Bike Racing As our writer cheered on his three-year-old at the Strider Cup in Texas — a merciless race replete with tears, anxiety, and elation — he had one question: Is intense competition good for the tiniest of competitors? June 2, 2017 at 12:45AM via Digg http://ift.tt/2rg0j...

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