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Thứ Bảy, 3 tháng 6, 2017

First Private Moon Landing Gears Up for Launch by Year's End

First Private Moon Landing Gears Up for Launch by Year's End It looks like MoonEx might just make the deadline to win the $20 million Google Lunar X Prize. June 2, 2017 at 11:15PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2s1Iu...

Scientists have discovered a planet populated entirely by robots.

They call it Mars....

Pope in the aeroplane

A gentleman is preparing to board a plane, when he hears that the Pope is on the same flight. “This is exciting,” thinks the gentleman. “Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person.” Imagine his surprise when the Pope sits down in the seat next to him. Shortly after take-off, the Pope begins a crossword puzzle. Almost immediately, the Pope turns to the gentleman and says, “Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in ‘unt?’” Only one word leaps to mind. “My goodness,” thinks the gentleman, “I can't tell the Pope...

"Forget everything you learned in college...

"Forget everything you learned in college. You won't need it working here." "But I never went to college." "Well then, I'm sorry. You are underqualified to work here."...

Necrophilia is a lot like having a beer...

there's nothing like popping open a cold one!...

A man walks into a library asking for a book about how to commit suicide.

Librarian: Fuck off, you won't bring it back....

Will glass coffins be a success?

Remains to be seen....